Salut. Dinner works, and I am aware half this site says the same.

What is different here is that I am worse in a room than at a table, which is the wrong way round for this trade and is true regardless. A restaurant gives two people something to do with their hands and something to look at that is not each other, and an hour of it makes the room afterwards a completely different evening.

Travel on my listing means two or three days rather than a fortnight. By day four I am somebody's flatmate, which is nobody's fault and is not what either of us booked.

Russian, 29, Palm Jumeirah, in or out. 1400. ✈️