Salut. Both halves, since every listing here manages only the flattering one.

Good at: the long booking, being easy to be quiet with, and needing no management. Somebody who wants three hours where nothing is scheduled and nobody is performing has found the right page.

Bad at: intensity. If you want an hour that feels as though something is at stake I will do it competently and you will hear that competent was the accurate word. Two people have told me so afterwards and both were right.

Also bad at short notice. Something in me needs an hour to stop being whoever I was that afternoon, and a same-day booking gets a version that has not finished arriving.

Brazilian, 30, Deira, in or out. 900. 🌾