Hey. Everything is written down before anybody arrives, which is an odd way to open a listing and is the whole of what mine offers.

A list, read back, agreed, and nothing joins it during. What happens inside it is unhurried and quite cold, and the coldness is deliberate rather than a temperament: heat makes this about my mood, and my mood is the one thing nobody is paying for.

People arriving expecting theatre find it disappointing for ten minutes and then not. People who have had the theatrical version elsewhere tend to say the same sentence about the difference.

Nothing here resembles anger. If it ever did I would end the evening myself.

The other thing worth saying is that it does not travel. It needs a room I know and a door I control, which is why this listing hosts and why I turn down hotels for it specifically.

What people ask about most and nobody writes down is whether any of it continues afterwards. It does not. The list ends when the booking ends and there is no correspondence between evenings, which is a condition rather than a coldness.

Polish, 26, Downtown, in or out. 1200.